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Buttcone
<3 <--- this is a buttcone. You might think it's a heart, but it's a buttcone. It shows infinitely more love.
<3<3<3<3 buttcones for all of you.
<3<3<3<3 buttcones for all of you.
GF "I love you babe!"
BF "Yeah? Well I <3 you!"
GF "A heart? That's all? you can't say 'love'?"
BF "No sweetie, it's a buttcone. I buttcone you."
GF *swoons*
BF "Yeah? Well I <3 you!"
GF "A heart? That's all? you can't say 'love'?"
BF "No sweetie, it's a buttcone. I buttcone you."
GF *swoons*
Buttcone by STILL Gingerlicious Chaos March 6, 2013
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Buttmolested
Buttmolested by Furiousbuster June 9, 2015
Side Buttoned
The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.
The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.
You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.
The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.
You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.
Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.
Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.
Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.
Side Buttoned by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2005
buttmonkey
buttmonkey by MakTheYak November 25, 2003
buttmonkey
one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them
If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!
buttmonkey by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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