Buttmoney 

Currency earned on Hollow Knight. Preferred currency of PostalHollywood and DivaVonDespair

Gotta get that buttmoney!

Buttmoney by andioop May 22, 2019

Buttcone 

<3 <--- this is a buttcone. You might think it's a heart, but it's a buttcone. It shows infinitely more love.

<3<3<3<3 buttcones for all of you.

GF "I love you babe!"
BF "Yeah? Well I <3 you!"
GF "A heart? That's all? you can't say 'love'?"
BF "No sweetie, it's a buttcone. I buttcone you."
GF *swoons*

Buttcone by STILL Gingerlicious Chaos March 6, 2013

Buttmolested 

being molested...in the butt

Gerald got buttmolested.

Buttmolested by Furiousbuster June 9, 2015

buzzmoney 

Money made by delivering newspapers. A child's disposable income.

He got more bad tattoos with his buzzmoney.

buzzmoney by Rumple August 4, 2003

Side Buttoned 

The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.

The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.

You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.

Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.

Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.

Side Buttoned by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005

buttmonkey 

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

buttmonkey by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

buttmonkey 

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

buttmonkey by Anonymous May 15, 2003