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Buttlitter

Any form of defecation that occurs outside of an approved excrement release site such as a toilet.
After the long trip back home, I couldn't make it to a bathroom, so I had to make a stop to drop some buttlitter in the woods.
Buttlitter by Mary Bagpipes February 15, 2017

batshittery 

the questionable mental faculties of people that for whatever reason, act as if they are completely insane. A derivative of the term "batshit crazy" More often referring to females than males
Hey Pa, we found Grandma in the barn naked trying to milk a sheep, this batshittery is getting out of hand
batshittery by estebanthegman April 8, 2011

buttnutterdo 

The residual matter that expels from ones rectum after being sodimized with a buttered penis.
Rob: Hey Nate, what is dripping out of my ass?
Nate: Thats my buttnutterdo, bro! Goes great on toast.
buttnutterdo by Greekosyk March 19, 2019

buttfutter 

The name of a fart that passes through a damp or soiled ass crevasse in which it makes a light but pronounced clapping sound.
As I sat nervously awaiting for my job interview to start, I tried to hold onto my fart but slipped and released a buttfutter.....I didn't get the job.
buttfutter by theshakal2179 May 5, 2015

buttwitzer 

what your ass turns into after eating hot chili sauce with dinner after rapid ascent to high altitude; high velocity turd ejection; medical condition known as HAFPT (high altitude flatulence propelled turdage). Derived from military, large bore artillery piece, the Howitzer.
That dude splashed the ceiling above the john -- buttwitzer!
buttwitzer by LevT February 3, 2004

buttsitter 

an individual of European descent.
Joe is a buttsitter from Sweden.
buttsitter by thepoetlogician September 15, 2019
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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