Butthitter 

A butthitter is when you need to scratch you butt, BUT you can't because your crush is with you.

The boy was having a butthitter and was cringing all day.

Butthitter by TheManWhoMadeThis February 24, 2020

Buttlitter

Any form of defecation that occurs outside of an approved excrement release site such as a toilet.

After the long trip back home, I couldn't make it to a bathroom, so I had to make a stop to drop some buttlitter in the woods.

Buttlitter by Mary Bagpipes February 15, 2017

batshittery 

the questionable mental faculties of people that for whatever reason, act as if they are completely insane. A derivative of the term "batshit crazy" More often referring to females than males

Hey Pa, we found Grandma in the barn naked trying to milk a sheep, this batshittery is getting out of hand

batshittery by estebanthegman April 8, 2011

buttnutterdo 

The residual matter that expels from ones rectum after being sodimized with a buttered penis.

Rob: Hey Nate, what is dripping out of my ass?
Nate: Thats my buttnutterdo, bro! Goes great on toast.

buttnutterdo by Greekosyk March 19, 2019

buttfutter 

The name of a fart that passes through a damp or soiled ass crevasse in which it makes a light but pronounced clapping sound.

As I sat nervously awaiting for my job interview to start, I tried to hold onto my fart but slipped and released a buttfutter.....I didn't get the job.

buttfutter by theshakal2179 May 5, 2015

buttwitzer 

what your ass turns into after eating hot chili sauce with dinner after rapid ascent to high altitude; high velocity turd ejection; medical condition known as HAFPT (high altitude flatulence propelled turdage). Derived from military, large bore artillery piece, the Howitzer.

That dude splashed the ceiling above the john -- buttwitzer!

buttwitzer by LevT February 3, 2004

buttsitter 

an individual of European descent.

Joe is a buttsitter from Sweden.

buttsitter by thepoetlogician September 15, 2019