buttwitzer

what your ass turns into after eating hot chili sauce with dinner after rapid ascent to high altitude; high velocity turd ejection; medical condition known as HAFPT (high altitude flatulence propelled turdage). Derived from military, large bore artillery piece, the Howitzer.

That dude splashed the ceiling above the john -- buttwitzer!

by LevT February 3, 2004

Buttlitter

Any form of defecation that occurs outside of an approved excrement release site such as a toilet.

After the long trip back home, I couldn't make it to a bathroom, so I had to make a stop to drop some buttlitter in the woods.

by Mary Bagpipes February 15, 2017

Buttwiener

1. A fag's dick.
2. A term that is often used similar to the term asshole or jagoff when describing a person who seems to be perpetually loud, obnoxious and rude.

He is a pain in the ass, he's such a buttwiener!!!

by S_R January 19, 2008

buttwiper

Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.

That last buttwiper didn't go down so well. I think I'd better hit the toilet and fast!

by JayDub October 1, 2004

buttsitter

an individual of European descent.

Joe is a buttsitter from Sweden.

by thepoetlogician September 15, 2019

buttwater

An ugly, hairy person who has no hygene.

Michael is the biggest buttwater in the world.

by Sexy Unanymous May 17, 2006

buttwinker

When there is a wiener on your butt also known as your anal hole and the male misses your butthole by trying to insert it in your butt.

OMG hes totally a buttwinker , he missed so bad

by Madisyon banks February 19, 2017