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Buttfuck Egypt

A place far out of the way. Rural.
I be pimpin this ho, but damn, she be livin out in buttfuck egypt!
Buttfuck Egypt by Xerobull November 29, 2002
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Buttfuck, Egypt 

A less intelligent version of the original "Bumfuck, Egypt."

n.; orig. US milit. jargon Bumfuck, Egypt, a very distant and remote place

Bumfuck is not a real city in Egypt. It is the proper noun for a mythical city used as a metaphor for a very remote location.
Normal people end up in Bumfuck, Egypt, but I'm retarded so I inadvertently sent him to Buttfuck, Egypt, instead.
Buttfuck, Egypt by Not Billy-Bob September 30, 2017

butt fuck egypt

Noun. What you call a place that is unfamiliar or far away. You usually end up in locations like this when other people need your help.
Dude! Why are you all the way in butt fuck egypt?
butt fuck egypt by Beanz M. March 7, 2017

Butt fuck Egypt

You were gone forever yesterday cause you were all the way in butt fuck Egypt!!
Butt fuck Egypt by Elena June 9, 2003

Butt Fuck Egypt

wanna go to the park?? No!! its in butt fuck egypt...

Butt Fuck Egypt

BUTT FUCK EGYPT The one and only definition according to my 102 year old grandfather who coined the phrase back in the Great War when he was stationed in in the middle of the desert in Egypt and was craving human sexual relief.
Flippity floo I aint had no people "tang" since I dun got put here in the middle of Butt Fuck Egypt.

Butt Fuck Egypt

East of the Mississippi River, North of the Ohio River, West of Indiana, and South of Interstate 64. A.k.a, Where I live. A.k.a, Southern Illinois*.

*Southern Illinois is often referred to as 'Little Egypt,' so this makes more sense :P
Random person: Where are you from?
Me: BFE.
Random person: Wtf?
Me: Butt Fuck Egypt.
Random person: ...Wtf?
Me: Southern Illinois.
Random person: Ohh..you poor creature..
Butt Fuck Egypt by NutzNutzNutz October 23, 2010
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