Buttfuck, Egypt

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A less intelligent version of the original "Bumfuck, Egypt."

n.; orig. US milit. jargon Bumfuck, Egypt, a very distant and remote place

Bumfuck is not a real city in Egypt. It is the proper noun for a mythical city used as a metaphor for a very remote location.

Normal people end up in Bumfuck, Egypt, but I'm retarded so I inadvertently sent him to Buttfuck, Egypt, instead.

Buttfuck, Egypt by Not Billy-Bob September 30, 2017

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Buttfuck Egypt

A place far out of the way. Rural.

I be pimpin this ho, but damn, she be livin out in buttfuck egypt!

Buttfuck Egypt by Xerobull November 29, 2002

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butt fuck egypt

Noun. What you call a place that is unfamiliar or far away. You usually end up in locations like this when other people need your help.

Dude! Why are you all the way in butt fuck egypt?

butt fuck egypt by Beanz M. March 7, 2017

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Butt fuck Egypt

When something is really far

You were gone forever yesterday cause you were all the way in butt fuck Egypt!!

Butt fuck Egypt by Elena June 9, 2003

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Butt Fuck Egypt

anywhere considered a long walk away

wanna go to the park?? No!! its in butt fuck egypt...

Butt Fuck Egypt by Gorgous Randy Flamethrower October 20, 2015

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Butt Fuck Egypt

BUTT FUCK EGYPT The one and only definition according to my 102 year old grandfather who coined the phrase back in the Great War when he was stationed in in the middle of the desert in Egypt and was craving human sexual relief.

Flippity floo I aint had no people "tang" since I dun got put here in the middle of Butt Fuck Egypt.

Butt Fuck Egypt by Profanisaurus Rex August 29, 2009

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Butt Fuck Egypt

East of the Mississippi River, North of the Ohio River, West of Indiana, and South of Interstate 64. A.k.a, Where I live. A.k.a, Southern Illinois*.

*Southern Illinois is often referred to as 'Little Egypt,' so this makes more sense :P

Random person: Where are you from?
Me: BFE.
Random person: Wtf?
Me: Butt Fuck Egypt.
Random person: ...Wtf?
Me: Southern Illinois.
Random person: Ohh..you poor creature..

Butt Fuck Egypt by NutzNutzNutz October 23, 2010

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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