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Buttermask 

A person with an incredible body but an unattractive face mask.

Based on the recommendation published in the Harvard University Annals of Internal Medicine that people having sex should wear a mask to protect against the transmission of the covid-19 virus.
I’d have to do them doggystyle all night, because they’re such a buttermask I wouldn’t be able to keep it up if I had to keep looking at them.
Buttermask by Filthy Richard June 3, 2020
Words you can keep

Buttermilk Jesus

We gon' get real nasty in this motherfucker tonight
(Gonna get real nasty)
Damn, damn, Buttermilk Jesus
(That's not a good tag)
Uh
Ayy, ayy
Hahaha
Buttermilk Jesus by Devon Hendryx November 14, 2020

butterskin 

A racial slur for Caucasian people. Referring to the creamy color of their skin and their slippery, greasy ways.
God damn butterskins gentrifying our neighborhoods.
butterskin by Beesleeves November 20, 2016

Buttermilk Ranch

The act of using titty milk as anal lubricant.
Alright bro, can I borrow a cup of your wife's buttermilk ranch.
Buttermilk Ranch by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

butter mask 

The COVID pandemic has forced us to wear masks in public. But how do we recognize a butter face? We can't.

A butter mask is a butter face wearing a mask. It is a very deceptive individual looking for fame behind her butter face. The rule of thumb in 2020 is to just assume everyone is a butter mask so you're not caught off guard when you take her back home and remove her mask.
Damn bro, that girl looks good but she's wearing a mask.
Yeah but you gotta be careful, she may be a butter mask.
butter mask by DT CEO May 25, 2020

buttermilk drop 

Big Booty that is shaped like a large drop of buttermilk falling through the air.
Man, have you seen Todd's new girl? She's got sweet Buttermilk Drop.
buttermilk drop by Five02am May 19, 2017

buttermilk shits

The type of shits that can be the result of binge drinking. Also can be the result of eating crappy fast food, or just being plain sick. Usually comes out your ass with the same texture as buttermilk. Hence the name buttermilk shits.
Man after eating those 7-11 Nachos they gave me the buttermilk shits.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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