Butterance

1. The utterance from the butthole.
2. Butter insurance.

Did you hear that butterance?
I have butter insurance! I will never run out of butter!

Butterance by Billybobbi April 23, 2025

Buggerance Factor 

This phrase is derived from the English slang word buggerance meaning something annoying, an untimely interruption or anything else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. It is used a lot in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforeseen and unforeseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities, this became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.

That Heale Malcolm has managed to wangle his way on to the next project!

That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.

Buggerance Factor by AKACroatalin February 28, 2019

Buggerance Factor 

Buggerance Factor: This is derived from the English slang buggerance meaning an annoyance, an untimely interruption or something else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. Its use became particularly prevalent in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforseen and unforseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities which became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project.

Malcolm's managed to wangle his way on to the next project!
That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.

Buggerance Factor by Croatalin December 25, 2013

utterance 

(Noun) A word, phrase or other sound spoken aloud; an exercise of one's ability to speak.

The ordinarily quiet student's loud utterance shocked his classmates.

utterance by L33tm0nk3y December 9, 2007

butterface 

everything about her is perfect but her face

shes got a smoking hot body and a great personality butterface ain't that great

butterface by bigjonny99 December 8, 2009

Gutterance 

n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)

If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.

Gutterance by m0r1arty September 11, 2009

butterface 

A female, typically, who's face is the only non-attractive part about her body.

Jason-"Man, Hillary is fiiiine!"
Mike-"Yea, too bad she's a butterface."
Jason-"A whaaaa...?"
Mike-Butterface,everything's hot...BUT 'ER FACE!

butterface by em0lee September 1, 2005