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Gutterance 

n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)
If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.
Gutterance by m0r1arty September 11, 2009
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gutterance 

1) a "utterance", from the gut statement, usually blurted out without thinking.
2) a word that needs bleeping i.e.: "gutter words"
3) involuntary groaning of the guts
Quote from formerly employed person caused his dismissal. (something about shoving it.) This "gutterance" cost him his job!
gutterance by William C. Dysinger September 11, 2005

utterance 

(Noun) A word, phrase or other sound spoken aloud; an exercise of one's ability to speak.
The ordinarily quiet student's loud utterance shocked his classmates.
utterance by L33tm0nk3y December 9, 2007

gutterface 

1. A female who would be attractive if she didn't dress like a gangster.

2. A female who's face is very manly, ruggid, or thug in appearance.

3. A female who's body is attractive, yet her face is so horrible, it can't even be called a butterface.
1. Latisha is fuckin' bangin' except she's a jersey gutterface.

2. That gutterface should shave her mustache.

3. Dude, you were so drunk lastnight, you did four or more body shots off of that gutterface.
gutterface by Andy Holman October 11, 2005
"I love gutterne"
gutterne by AdomasDuk February 10, 2022

putterance 

A fart that flies under the radar.
I thought I was going to blow out a big one on the elevator but it was just a putterance.
putterance by gemsoft October 2, 2009

Mutterance

Something muttered.
Knocking over my king, in that chess game, had the implied mutterance of “Fuck.”
Mutterance by Fudd December 18, 2020
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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