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putterance 

A fart that flies under the radar.
I thought I was going to blow out a big one on the elevator but it was just a putterance.
putterance by gemsoft October 2, 2009
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utterance 

(Noun) A word, phrase or other sound spoken aloud; an exercise of one's ability to speak.
The ordinarily quiet student's loud utterance shocked his classmates.
utterance by L33tm0nk3y December 9, 2007

Gutterance 

n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)
If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.
Gutterance by m0r1arty September 11, 2009

pesterance 

Bugging the complete shit out of someone until you get what you want. See persistence.
I will maintain my pesterance until you return my calls and give me my discount.
pesterance by Danak1975 October 11, 2013

gutterance 

1) a "utterance", from the gut statement, usually blurted out without thinking.
2) a word that needs bleeping i.e.: "gutter words"
3) involuntary groaning of the guts
Quote from formerly employed person caused his dismissal. (something about shoving it.) This "gutterance" cost him his job!
gutterance by William C. Dysinger September 11, 2005

poterance 

Pot + Tolerance = Poterance. One's tolerance to the drug Marijuana, which increases after continual use.
Man, after eating those firecrackers, my poterance shot up like crazy!
poterance by nirvana4lf December 13, 2006

Mutterance

Something muttered.
Knocking over my king, in that chess game, had the implied mutterance of “Fuck.”
Mutterance by Fudd December 18, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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