Butter Hunt

The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.

"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."

"Alright I'll be back in a bit."

Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."

by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016

Butter Hunter

a person who tends to date fat chicks

"Allen is a butter hunter"

by RezX February 24, 2006

Buttercunt

Similiar to butterface. When a chick seems like a 9, but you get downstairs and discover a complete trainwreck.

"Dude, everything was great until I took off her pants... felt like I was making out with Droopy. Total buttercunt."

by TheRomantic November 21, 2011

Buttercunt

Heartfelt term of endearment.

What up buttercunt?

by Bernard McGraw February 25, 2009

Buttercunt

Similar to the fart version, the "buttercup" , a "buttercunt" is when a girl quiffs into her cupped hand and masks it over another's face to be smelled.

Bitch just gave me a buttercunt and shit.

by Fecal matter cake batter November 21, 2010

Buttercunt

When you spread your cum all over the face of the vagina with the tip of your penis.

Hey Tom I gave your girlfriend a Buttercunt the other day.

by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009

buttercunt

a girl that i so hot that you would eat a stick of butter right out of her cunt

Jon shook hands with his sisters friend and all he could think of is, damn that girl is a buttercunt

by hammshag July 18, 2010