Buttbrush

When you try to slide pass someone in a narrow space and your butts brush against one another thus the term buttbrush.

Jimmy and Johnny buttbrush past eachother in the crowded hallway.

by ThinMinty July 3, 2020

buttfrustrated

The state of being uncomfortably agitated as a result of something that conflicts with ones interest. Usually used in a setting where one is agitated by something that is factual or actual, as opposed to the ideal of the one being so frustrated. Likely an evolution of the term 'butthurt' for a similar condition. See also, Asspained.

Wyh so internet hurt
Is ti becose someon deleeted ur favorite weab o thread
or just because u r
AUTISMAL AS FUCK

Probaby both nerd
Homo symptoms:
Owned at gaems
Ownded at internet
Owned at life

Butt Doctor Verdict:
BUTTFRUSTRATED

by Satan H. Christ November 5, 2011

Buttershop

The act of photoshopping one's penis to look larger in a baby photo.

Mike totally buttershopped his picture.

by FortHoney May 7, 2011

buttbush

When your actual asscrack between the two cheeks is intensely hairy.

Girlfriend: "Dude Conor you got one massive Buttbush going on there"

by Conor Quinn October 9, 2007

buttershots

A magical beverage, derived from butter roots, and wild field grains. Often tasting like buttery heaven. It contains the magical chemical EtOH, which is said to give the drinker the ability to charm others, and resist physical pain. These powers come at the price of lowered dexterity, and heightened possibility of physical harm.

She often sipped on a flask of buttershots, while watching the others suffer the bitter tasting bottle of cuttysark, gulp by gulp.

by Akina Loya March 14, 2009

buttcrust eater

n. (Vulgar) One who practices unclean analingus. See also buttcrust, analingus

She ate his buttcrust and threw up.

by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003

buttershoes

<adj> When describing a female, everything about her is appealing except for her shoes

(hot girl walks in)

Guy A: Oh oh oh! Her, mmm shes super fine...
Guy B: No shes not, shes a buttershoes
Guy A: A what?
Guy B: A buttershoes, everthing about her is hot 'but her shoes'
Guy A: oh oh...
Guy B: I'm depressed from now
Guy A: I think I'm gonna be sick..

by ukbajwa10 August 27, 2010