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butt snort 

1. The release of gas that makes a pig like sound.

2. Your dumbass coworker that always beats you to the time clock
1. Damn dude that was a nasty butt snort

2. That butt snort is at the clock five minutes early
butt snort by Ian d May 23, 2005

short butt 

Slang term for vagina.

Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.
Look, it's your short butt!!

So babe, how about I see that short butt.
short butt by JjAbrahams September 14, 2015

buttsnorkeler 

A person, that is a true professional of kissing ass. They are sucking ass for so long they need a snorkel to survive.
Man Bob is always kissing the bosses as he's such a buttsnorkeler.
buttsnorkeler by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

buttsnorkeler 

Someone who goes beyond ass kissing. In fact, their head is buried in so deep they need a snorkel.
Joe just got a promotion. Looks like that buttsnorkeling paid off.
buttsnorkeler by ddbq October 13, 2004

Buttsnorkler 

Someone who eats ass like a pro.
"Yo, did you here Micheal is a buttsnorkler? That fool would rather eat ass the breathe air"
Buttsnorkler by Deville1177 March 23, 2016

Buttsnorkeler 

Hates women. Guy that likes ass. Manass.
Quit looking at that dudes ass you buttsnorkeler!