V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.
Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
by John Went January 15, 2014
Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!
by Therickman December 17, 2003
The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.
by Chris October 21, 2003
The act of one's face being so deep in a woman's butt that a snorkel is needed to breathe.
A brand that makes sick clothing (buttsnorkler.com)
A brand that makes sick clothing (buttsnorkler.com)
by The White Kim Jong Un April 26, 2020
by Butt Snorkel August 20, 2008
1. The presidential candidate "*******" is such a butt snorkeler to the people, he/she will say anything just to get their vote! 2. Mr./Mrs. Smith only got the raise/promotion, because they are always butt snorkeling the boss.
by Mad Max9991 February 3, 2016
by terry wyrick April 29, 2004