Joe : Damn bro jail got me fucked up
John: what happened
Joe : i dropped the soap and got a spicy butthole
John : are you okay
Joe : no i have an infection and it hurts

spicy butthole by yourmommakesmewanttobeyourdad September 27, 2018

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Spicy butthole disease

When you consume spicy foods and you feel like it's not gonna come out good later.

I'm gonna have spicy butthole disease later.

Or

I have spicy butthole disease.

Spicy butthole disease by ghostlypeachess February 13, 2020

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California Butthole spice cake

The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.

Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake

California Butthole spice cake by ContaminatedAfricanWaterhole January 19, 2020

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Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte

FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!

Pumpkin Spice Butthole by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019

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