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Butt Snorkeler 

The act of one's face being so deep in a woman's butt that a snorkel is needed to breathe.

A brand that makes sick clothing (buttsnorkler.com)
I turned into a butt snorkeler after eating Lexi's ass for over 20 minutes.

butt snorkeler 

1. A person who is way, way beyond an ass kisser, to the point they need a snorkel to breathe.
1. The presidential candidate "*******" is such a butt snorkeler to the people, he/she will say anything just to get their vote! 2. Mr./Mrs. Smith only got the raise/promotion, because they are always butt snorkeling the boss.
butt snorkeler by Mad Max9991 October 6, 2016

Butt Snorkeler 

A person that is soo flagrantly gay that you don't need to see brown on their nose to see that they are gay.
Look at that Butt Snorkeler! Give him a napkin for his brown nose...

Butt Snorkeler 

Species of obsequious and sycophantic acolyte with no sense of self-worth and an outstanding desire to please the powerful.
As a butt snorkeler he had his head so far up his leader's arse that he needed a snorkel to breathe
Butt Snorkeler by Argus Tuft 2 August 13, 2022

buttsnorkeler 

A person, that is a true professional of kissing ass. They are sucking ass for so long they need a snorkel to survive.
Man Bob is always kissing the bosses as he's such a buttsnorkeler.
buttsnorkeler by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

buttsnorkeler 

Someone who goes beyond ass kissing. In fact, their head is buried in so deep they need a snorkel.
Joe just got a promotion. Looks like that buttsnorkeling paid off.
buttsnorkeler by ddbq October 13, 2004
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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