1) A villian in the "ass rape man" comics. He commonly tries to steal Ass Rape man's action by trying to butt rape people so that Ass rape man misses the chance, but his plans are generally foiled. In issue #2 The butt burglar tries to ass rape everyone in the city at once using his machine "the ass penetrator 3000" when he tries to harvest all of it he explodes and says ass rape man "Even I knew that much assy pleasure would make you blow up!".

2)One who enjoys ass raping people by "burgaling" their butts.

1)"Oh butt burglar, Now time for the butt raping of a life time!"

2) "Dude, when you're assleep watch your ass! I heard John was a butt burglar!"

butt burglar by Rocky Fantana October 18, 2006

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Butt Burger

When you see a vagina from the back and resembles a burger.

She got naked bent over and there is a was. A nice juicy butt burger

Butt Burger by Talanweiler June 1, 2011

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butt burger

a turd that must have just enough solidity that it is squished between a persons butt cheeks to make their whole ass look like a hamburger.

Butch got so hammered last night that he shit himself. When he got home he got naked and laid face down so that when his wife woke up he left her to gaze at a nice big fat juicy butt burger to look at.

butt burger by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

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Butt Burger

When you (or your patty daddy) hold your butt cheeks together and release a large amount of poop

When Rain gets hot and heavy, Braden always suggests they try a Butt Burger.

Butt Burger by WakyCraky March 6, 2017

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