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butt burgler 

Butt Burglar 

1.) Someone who likes having anal sex.
2.) An anal rapist.
1.) Holy crap, Dave is a real butt burglar!
2.) Ouch... last night I got ass-raped by that butt burglar.
Butt Burglar by Kyle December 27, 2004

butt burglar 

1) A villian in the "ass rape man" comics. He commonly tries to steal Ass Rape man's action by trying to butt rape people so that Ass rape man misses the chance, but his plans are generally foiled. In issue #2 The butt burglar tries to ass rape everyone in the city at once using his machine "the ass penetrator 3000" when he tries to harvest all of it he explodes and says ass rape man "Even I knew that much assy pleasure would make you blow up!".

2)One who enjoys ass raping people by "burgaling" their butts.
1)"Oh butt burglar, Now time for the butt raping of a life time!"

2) "Dude, when you're assleep watch your ass! I heard John was a butt burglar!"
butt burglar by Rocky Fantana October 18, 2006

Butt Burger 

When you see a vagina from the back and resembles a burger.
She got naked bent over and there is a was. A nice juicy butt burger
Butt Burger by Talanweiler June 1, 2011

butt burger 

a turd that must have just enough solidity that it is squished between a persons butt cheeks to make their whole ass look like a hamburger.
Butch got so hammered last night that he shit himself. When he got home he got naked and laid face down so that when his wife woke up he left her to gaze at a nice big fat juicy butt burger to look at.
butt burger by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Butt Burger 

When you (or your patty daddy) hold your butt cheeks together and release a large amount of poop
When Rain gets hot and heavy, Braden always suggests they try a Butt Burger.
Butt Burger by WakyCraky March 6, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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