Butleries 

Plural; a series of tasks imposed upon the guest by the host. Often times the amount and level of butleries will reveal that the host invited the guest solely for the purpose of making them his butler.

Host: "Hey, thanks for coming over. Will you grab me a beer out of the fridge, and then plug-in the XBOX so we can play some Halo."
Guest: "Dude, what's with all the butleries?"

Butleries by xaniel2000 April 11, 2010

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

Butlered 

When one unwittingly makes a mistake with massive financial implications, finding the resulting chaos humorous until one ironically realises that the pandemonium is a result of their foolish actions. A term that is utilized broadly within the accounting industry.

Millions of dollars gone and it was your fault and you didn't even know it. You butlered it

Butlered by Office_bitch May 15, 2013

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

Butlered 

To be over served with wine purposefully by refilling ones glass constantly

This morning was rough, I got Butlered last night at my friend's house.

Butlered by BigDutch July 25, 2018

Butlerized 

To be transformed into someone's bitch.

The process through which it happens is called butlerization.

The author is called the butlerizer.

Tom: Dude, you should gather the wood and setup the tent
Nick: No prob man
Tom: You've been butlerized

Butlerized by stimpsy July 14, 2016