Business Sock 

When a male ejaculates onto the bare foot of a passed out male or female and puts back on their sock. Thats why they call it the "business sock."

"Oh man I just gave Jane the sloppiest business sock ever!"

"Shit man dats whack"

Business Sock by Estebanita November 16, 2007

business socks

the socks you wear during business time. Preferably Black, Ribbed, with a yellow / orange stripe on the toe. Business socks are the only item of clothing allowed during business time.

I know it's business time because I'm wearing business socks. that's why they call them business socks.

business socks are definitely in play today babe. The ones I'm wearing are black...& Ribbed....& they have that yellow stripe at the tip...you won't be able to resist my wicked sexy business socks! All your friends who read this comment will be overcome with jealousy...they can't contain themselves because my socks are so sexy! When I see you I'm going to strip.............................off my shoes & yell "Lucky Girl" while you look at my super sexy socks. I thought I would warn you now so that I don't endanger your life later. I wouldn't want you to faint & perhaps hit your head causing a massive headwound...You would not want to be known amongst your friends, relatives, & coworkers (i mean associates) as Massive Headwound (insert name here). That would be very sad. So I have warned you about my super sexy business socks. You know that store in the Galleria mall in Edina called "Sox Appeal"...of course you do..you shop there all the time..well they named that store after my feet...er...socks.

It's Business! It's Business Time!

business socks by criostoir September 20, 2006

Business Socks

The only article of clothing a guy can wear during sex.

Now I'm naked, except for my socks. and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is. Its business time. You know when I'm down to just my socks its time for business thats why they call them business socks.

Business Socks by Dannyc89 January 17, 2009

business socks

The socks you where when its business time, popularized by Flight of the Conchords.

I remove my jeans but trip over them because i still have my shoes on, but then i turn it into a sexy dance. Next thing you know I'm down to my socks. And you know when I'm down to just my socks, its time for business, that's why they call it business socks. - Jermaine

business socks by NotTheGuyBehindYou December 15, 2009

Business Socks

Socks that represent that you wanna get down. Ushally the person(98% of the time male)could have black, thick rimmed glasses and dark sideburns.

When the man wears his Business Socks, the ladies are ready for makin' love for 2 minutes.

Business Socks by MichelaBrown February 18, 2009