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Bantitude 

I don't think you understand the bantitude of the situation!
Bantitude by Kingfisher_Lads October 25, 2010
furniture that has been set on fire; usually a couch or some other flammable household object
Steve: "Did you see that bonfire in the middle of the street?"
John: "Yeah, I heard it was caused by burniture."
burniture by Gypsy & Jellyfish October 27, 2011
When your best friend shows you pictures of his Girlfriends Tits.
"Dude Denise just sent me a picture of her tits!"
"Dude brotitude"
"Alright bro I gotcha!"
Brotitude by teh reel choder October 16, 2013

Bratitude 

When someone's attitude is selfish or spoiled like a little brat.
You have the Bratitude of a three year old that needs a nap!
Bratitude by anonymous June 8, 2022
The swagger or attitude with which a burger pronounces its burgerness.
Dag, that thing has some serious burgitude. I couldn't even finish it.
This means burning furniture, usually associated this copious amounts of alcohol and partiers.
Lets throw the couch on the burniture pile!
Burniture by Tinalggs July 6, 2016
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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