Brotitude

When your best friend shows you pictures of his Girlfriends Tits.

"Dude Denise just sent me a picture of her tits!"
"Dude brotitude"
"Alright bro I gotcha!"

by teh reel choder October 16, 2013

beatitude

The feeling of supreme blessedness, usually associated with a creative movement. (Eg: finishing a great work of art, writing, or music)
Based on the teachings of Jesus on the "Sermon on the Mount" in Matthew 5.3-12. If you've ever read anything from the Beat Generation then you can get it.

That tortured, downtrodden soul sings for all things known or unknown, a heart torn open set to face the torrential, humbling pulse of cosmic beatitude.

by Jjazz December 17, 2013

Brotide

when you and your fellow bro do something awesome together, and when both bros have a mutual feeling of likeness toward "The Tide" (Alabama Football)

Guy 1: My lacrosse team just won its 13th national championship!
Guy 2: Like Alabama University? Brotide to that!

Guy 1: Thanks for helping me eat all of these sandwiches my girl made. I think having you and all of my other friends over watching the game was the most chill thing i've done in a while.
Guy 2: Anytime, Brotide.

by Clark Roberts August 22, 2011

Brattitude

Noun
Brattitude

The spoiled, willful, entitled, bratty way of carrying oneself; Austere posture.
Bratty Disposition or state of mind.
Willful Irritated, Aggitated brattitude; priss-pot posturing.

Brattitude does not work outside of your sorority/fraternity

by KaRon Westmoreland January 20, 2018

Brostitute

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

brattitude

A bad attitude accentuated by being spoiled rotten; often used to describe someone who throws frequent bitchfits.

Your brattitude is getting in the way of a productive relationship.

by Karatemeow July 11, 2007

Bantitude

The magnitude of banter in a conversation.

I don't think you understand the bantitude of the situation!

by Kingfisher_Lads October 25, 2010