Burnie Madeoff 

An irritably sarcastic term for someone who spends foolishly/wastefully (money burns a hole in his pocket), habitually fails to repay loans (he made off with the money and nobody ever saw it again), or is otherwise irresponsible with money to a major degree.

Dude #1: I was asked for a loan of ten bucks by Jack Smith; I wondered what you thought of his reliability in paying it back.
Dude#2: Jack Smith?! No way, Buddy --- you don't wanna give **anything** to that moochin' jerk --- he's just a Burnie Madeoff!

Burnie Madeoff by QuacksO May 6, 2018

Bernie Madoff 

When a person is recieves a longer that life jail sentence.

Frank was found guilty for commiting double homocide of the first degree. The judge decided to give him a Bernie Madoff.

Bernie Madoff by Angry Rhino July 6, 2009

Bernie Madoff Bargain 

A sweet deal on a house or apartment, presumably in the general area of NYC or Palm Beach, which is a direct result of its owner having sustained a significant loss in the Bernie Madoff fraud.

Julianna: We just bought Julia's Palm Beach home last week for a fraction of what it's really worth, what a Bernie Madoff Bargain.

The poor woman was fleeced by Bernie and she needed to raise cash fast.

Bernie Madoff Bargain by WeirdBlitzBoy April 15, 2009

Bernie Madoff 

A wake-up call to learn how to invest your own money instead of relying on others to do a worse job than you could have done guessing.

Don't Bernie Madoff your investments. Do it yourself and avoid poverty.

Bernie Madoff by UltimateFakePunk December 26, 2008

Bernie Madoff 

Cum in a girls eyes so that they are completely blind and throw her face-down on the floor. Quickly get dressed and then take her money as you leave. As you run out the door, yell "Gotcha bitch!".

"Alright boys im buying tonight. I Bernie Madoff-ed some bitch last night so I have an extra $200 laying around."

Bernie Madoff by Word 1981 September 3, 2009