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National Burgundy Day 

A day where everyone (namely students) are encouraged to wear Burgundy, as it is coined the 'most indie color of the decade', 'the most debated hue of the modern color palette' (between deciding what is 'maroon' or 'burgundy' or 'somethinginthemiddle') and a hue specifically chosen to unconsciously boost students' excellence during the May testing season. National Burgundy Day was originally held on 5/1 but then moved to 5/5 to make the correlation easier between the 'Maroon' in 'Maroon Five', and the color Burgundy for anyone that wants to participate. Any time early in May, the period of testing, is when the awareness day is celebrated.

Wearing burgundy on National Burgundy Day is an awareness for the testing season in full throttle in the beginning weeks of May; as numerous scientific studies correlate wearing hues of red will boost more postsynaptic neuron activity and overall, boost test scores. Simply put, wearing hues of red (like burgundy) have been correlated to students feeling more confident, assured, focused, and overall do better on their testing during their finals weeks. Thus National Burgundy Day for students also acts as an awareness day, and hollistic support for all in testing weeks.

Not to mention, it's sexy as hell.
"Why's everyone wearing Maroon today?"
"Morrison has his finals today. And it's Burgundy you dipshit."

"Damn. Right. National Burgundy Day."

Burgundy dirty toilet bowl 

When a chicks on the rag and pisses in te toilet and never flushes
I walked in to a public restroom stall and saw the burgundy dirty toilet bowl

Burgundy Farm Country Day School 

BFCDS is a small progressive private elementary and middle school in Northern Virginia. Instead of having a Christmas Pagent, they have a Festival of Lights, celebrating a wide variety of faiths. Teachers are called by their first names and goats occasionally escape and start munching on the swing set. Love of learning, the arts, and nature are central to the school's ethos. While somewhat racially diverse, the school still struggles to confront classism and ensuring that socioeconomic status is not a barrier for potential students. Environmentalism and social progressivism are at the center of the hidden and explicit curriculum.
At Burgundy Farm Country Day School, there are concerns about kids using racist and homophobic as unsubstantiated insults.

Ron Burgundy 

A sassy-frassy anchorman for the fictional "Channel 4 News". This man is at the peak of coolness and has a feathered-hairstyle and a manly moustache to boot. He loves scotch.
Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Man 1: Who put that question mark on the teleprompter?!
Ron Burgundy by Nathan Algren June 24, 2004

Ron Burgundy-ism

A Ron Burgundy-ism is an exclamation, an exclamation, used by San Diego's own, svelte and classy anchorman, Ron Burgundy.
"Is that a Ron Burgundy-ism on your shirt?"
"By the beard of Zeus, it is!"

"Children, grow up."
"Son of a bee-sting! She's turning the entire office against us!

"Who is that?"
Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! It's Darlene from high school!"

"I shall now throw this shoe in your general direction."
"Knights of Columbus, that hurt!"

"Your house caught on fire this afternoon, sir."
"Oh, Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! Sweet grandmother's spatula! Oh, Saint Damien's beard! Hot pot of coffee! Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"

"Don't put your hand on the stove!"
Spider-Man's balls, that would've hurt!
Ron Burgundy-ism by crystal0615 January 15, 2009

Ron Burgundy 

He has a voice that can make a wolverine purr and suits so fine he makes sinotra look like a hobo

By the beard of zues
super duper....neato gang
Ron Burgundy says "you have an absolutely breath-taking hinie...i mean that thing is good...i wanna make friends with it" and "Im stormin your castle with my steed me lady"