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Burgeristan 

The United States, the land of the free and the home of the brave A BIG SIC

Synonym: Burgerstan
Never read Wikipedia. It's a forum for burgers to throw tantrums at best and a very terrifying covert Burgeristani propaganda operation at worst.
Burgeristan by #LGCC9CCPP August 1, 2021

Burgeritis 

Inflammation to joints cause by eating too many hamburgers
Dude your knees hurt from too many burgers you must have burgeritis!
Burgeritis by Definition of evil February 28, 2018

burgeritch 

Something that an idiotic bitch made up so that she could say bitch without actually cussing
Excuse me mrs. Janet, you are a burgeritch
burgeritch by Discreetbitch June 22, 2020

burrista 

Noun: a professional skilled in the exquisite art of burrito assembly. The masculine equivalent is "burristo."

Burristas are charged with the task of warming the tortilla, filling, and wrapping the burrito.
Burrista: Sour cream and cheese for you, sir?
Customer: Yes, both please.

Customer 1: Damn. I hate when I get this burrista.
Customer 2: Why?
Customer 1: Bitch always skimps on the guac.
burrista by chipotlefreak29 September 30, 2011

burgermister

A villian from christmas show Santa Claus is comming to town. A person who bitches about everything and no one likes.
Man i hate hanging with that guy he is such a Burgermister.
burgermister by bnlfreak December 10, 2013

Barberista 

A person who serves you coffee and then cuts your hair.
My barberista gave me a shitty haircut, but the coffee always keeps me coming back.
Barberista by BungleMr September 4, 2011