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Noun: a professional skilled in the exquisite art of burrito assembly. The masculine equivalent is "burristo."

Burristas are charged with the task of warming the tortilla, filling, and wrapping the burrito.
Burrista: Sour cream and cheese for you, sir?
Customer: Yes, both please.

Customer 1: Damn. I hate when I get this burrista.
Customer 2: Why?
Customer 1: Bitch always skimps on the guac.
by chipotlefreak29 May 25, 2011
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1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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One who performs the art of burrito making proffessionaly and expertly. They can be found in many places, typically behind the counter of your neighborhood Chipotle.
The burrista made my burrito exceptionally well today.
by StephenHeart September 11, 2006
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