Also a term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Same concept of combining vagina and a food product, such as Twat Waffle. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.
Usually in packaged form, a pussy burner is a protective cover for the penis, sheilding it from crotch rot and crabs. Known to come in different colors, shapes, sizes, and flavors.
I need to hit 7-11 on the way out to pick up a 6 pack of pussy burners.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.