Burgerpuss

A perfect vulva aka Vagina, pussy, snatch. cunt. twat, quivering love mound, lovehole, hole, warm hole. gushy gushy, vag, slit, box, cooter, muff, poon, fanny, gash, coochie, cooch, poontang, poonanie, minge, puss, beaver,bearded clam, donut, honey pot, fuckhole, nookie, and vertical smile. A tight, clean and neat, virgin-like vulva that resembles a half of a cheeseburger.

1.

"I wanna mack the shit out of that burgerpuss."

2.

"That bird has a burgerpuss."
"For real?"
"Yes man, it's perfect."

3. I bet that girl has a burgerpuss.

by Tony Loomin January 24, 2010

Burgerpussy

A woman’s vagina when she lays naked on her side in the fetal position. Her labia form the buns and her clitoris (depending on size) and “meat” in the middle the form the hamburger patty.

Yo man, when I got out the shower I saw her burgerpussy and had to hit that shit!

by Auntielantnern November 13, 2009

burgerwuss

/bərɡərˈwo͝os/
A person that fails to consume cheeseburgers to completion in a timely fashion.

Tyler: This triple baconator is too much for me, I can't finish it.
Myles: Ha! What a fucken burgerwuss!

by David Loller February 4, 2022

Burgerpunk

A dystopian punk genre that encompasses the prime elements of Americana culture including Fast-food, unwalkable sprawled cities, huge wholesale retail stores (See Walmart), mass consumerism, music that serves as means of commercial advertisement, uniforms as fashion, and corrupt government corporatocracy.

"Demolition Man is the quintessential Burgerpunk film!"

by xXxKimboSpice88xXx September 19, 2023

Burgerpunk

A genre of punk being created and taking place within 21st century America. The name is a portmanteau of "burger", alluding to the common association with modern America and it's world-renowned high brow delicacy, and "-punk", a suffix denoting a genre of media and literature all united under a dystopic future with anti-establishment themes. Much like other punks, and especially cyberpunk, it is a bone chilling examination of the dark future of 2024 where large corporations have taken over, politicians are bought and paid for, and the average citizen having to work days in and out for mere scraps. In reality, Burgerpunk is just the more grounded version of Cyberpunk. Instead of the endless sprawls of steel towers, there are strip malls, copy paste suburbs, and parking lots. Instead of synthetic implants, there is insulin and ozempic. And instead of cool X-runners who bounty hunt in the dark alleyways, you have open carrying land whales shooting eachother out in the open riding their valiant shopping scooter steeds. Burgerpunk acts as a warning for our future prodigy about the dangers of consuming high levels of deep fried calorie husks with high fructose corn syrup and letting capitalism go unchecked, extracting the planet and ourselves of every last value and dignity we have, so we may never stray in this dark future ruled by Ronald McDonald.

"The channel Nikocado Avocado is a great example of bone-chilling, slow-burning, and deeply profound Burgerpunk media"

by FederalistNational June 10, 2024