Anybody who is a huge fan of Lebron James or dickriding LeBron James. They become fans of any team LeBron James plays for. These type of individuals thinks that LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan.

1. Brian Windhorst of ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual in the universe since he dickrides LeBron James more than Libertarians dickrides Rand Paul.
2. 92% of Cleveland Cavaliers fans are actually Bronsexuals since they did not follow the Cavs before LeBron(before 2003) and between (2011-2014).
3. ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual Sports Media Outlet. The motto is the "The Worldwide leader in Dickriding LeBron James."
4. Skip Bayless is a closet Bronsexual

bronsexual by Bearmonster96 April 14, 2015

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Bumsexual

A guy who is afraid of ladies, and much prefers the delights of a gentleman's rear end. Usually named Marco.

OMG Marco is such a Bumsexual...

Bumsexual by manph1b1an March 16, 2012

barosexual

A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4

Person A : OMG look that guy is cute
Person B : please, I'm barosexual

barosexual by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013

Closet Bronsexual

A person who has yet to come out of the closet as a bronsexual. Usually starting off sentences " I'm not a LeBron fan but". Then proceeds to show a defensive demeanor about LeBron James.

That guy secretly loves LeBron. He's a closet bronsexual

Closet Bronsexual by LeBron James haters United July 21, 2015

Bandsexual

Seeming to only have a sexual attraction to a member in a band you love, and no one you encounter in your daily life.

Guy: I like you.
Girl: Sorry, I'm bandsexual.

Bandsexual by Mmmwhatchasay September 7, 2012

bronsexual

Bronsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned LeBron so much that Lebron has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A bronsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Lebron James Is the G.O.A.T" or "Lebron is better than Michael Jordan" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Bronsexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. That will tell you Lebron is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Lebron has lost in the finals more than he has won. They will blame his All Star teammates instead of giving him any blame. A bronsexual tends to bring up other players like Kobe to change the topic away from Lebron. A Bronsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Lebron mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even watch or care for the sport.

Pete- Hey man, you seen Kobe's last game. It was dope. He dropped 60.

Daryl- Yeah, but see lebrons game against the timberwolves 2 weeks ago. He got a double double dude.
Pete- yeah, but kobe literally retired. this was a monumental moment in the sport.
Daryl- Lebron is way better than Kobe anyway. Check out my Lebron lows and my cavs jersey.
Pete- what did you do with the heat jersey?
Daryl- Put in the closet in case he loses and decides to go back
Pete- Oh
Daryl- Kobe sucks, Lebron is better than Kobe and Jordan combined
Pete- Jordan is 6 for 6 in the finals, kobe is 5 for 7. Lebron is 3 for 7. Lebron cant win without an allstar team and even then he loses sometimes. He is a joke. He isn't even top 5. You are dickriding him
Daryl- yeah but what about David Ortiz dude, he is hitting a lot of home runs this season
Pete- Changing the topic like a bronsexual does.

bronsexual by GM123 July 20, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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