GM123's definitions

guitar hero

a reason for nerds to act like rockstars .

blavin clavin e got to play me rockstar vitia game . horay guitar hero

by GM123 January 16, 2009

Fall River Massachusetts

Fall River, MA is a city along the East Coast of the United States. Part of a collection of cities known as New England. Popular for an 1800s Axe Murderer and a World War II battleship. The city has since fallen from its golden days of being one of the textile capitals of the world in early 1900s and being among the top ten industrial cities to being 43rd in crime, and ranked 5 on USA Today's worst cities to live in as of 2016. The city has an annual race between its Homeless rate, Its Unemployment rate, and its crime rate. Crime rate typically wins. The drug troubles have plagued the city at an alarming rate. Although violent and often ghetto. The city diversifies itself with great places to eat. The food in Fall River is incredible. Mostly due to the cultural diversity of the town. From Portuguese to Spanish, To African American cosine the city has different sections that have you covered. Even some amazing Lebanese meat pie places like Sam's and Mario's will be sure to make you happy. In terms of food the town is incredible. The town is divided among a Flint area which is filled with Portuguese natives along with a lot of urban crowds. The Portuguese natives hold annual feasts and have set up meat markets along Alden St. Also a Highlands area where the lawyers and slightly more upper class live and the South end where the African Americans and the Spanish tend to live.

Louis- Hey Carl, want to go to the Portuguese feast down alden st and get some great food and see everyone.
Carl- Yeah sure buddy, lets go get some chourico sandwhiches.
Louis- Gotta love it in Fall River Massachusetts

by GM123 July 18, 2016

Blue Whale Cock

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)

Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom

by GM123 July 29, 2016

Worm with a perm

a term used to desribe the penis as tough the pubic hairs are a curly hair style know as a perm . worm refering to the cilinder shaped shaft .

tom - hey i showed the bitch my worm with a perm\
mike - did she drink its spit
tom - yeah

by GM123 September 7, 2012

Shark Head

When a girl bites your dick or scrapes your shaft with her teeth during oral sex. Typically drawing blood or ruining the entire Bj in the process. A girl that has tendencies of treating your dick like a Oscar Meyer selects premium angus beef hotdog and snapping into it with her sharp fangs. Essentially like shoving your cock in a sharks mouth.

Derek - Yo, Stacy is so fucking hot dude, you lucky bastard.
Rick- Nah, you don't even know man. She gives shark head.

Derek- What do you mean?
Rick- Last time she gave me a blowjob, she chewed on my head like a fucking dog toy. It's like getting blown by a shark.

Derek- Damn, shes a real Louis suarez huh?
Rick- Yeah

by GM123 January 11, 2017

Jeremy Stephens

A random undercard bum that fights in the UFC that literally no one has a fucking clue who he is or has seen one of his matches. He was most likely paid 14 dollars and a small Italian grinder by Dana to do the UFC press conference and somehow tried to disrespect the greatest fighter in the sport Conor McGregor during it. McGregor famously replying with "Who the fuck is that guy" completely destroying Jeremy Stephens in one sentence.

Reporter- "Conor, Who do you think would give you the toughest fight out of everyone on this stage"

Jeremy Stephens - "I would, I am the hardest hitting 145 pounder, right here. When I knock people out, they don't fucking move"

Conor McGregor- "Who the fuck is that guy?...... Who the fuck is that?" (Crowd erupts in laughter)

R.I.P Jeremy Stephens Career. 2016-2016

by GM123 January 11, 2017

what would you do for a klondike bar?

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.

Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)

College frat party joking version

Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

by GM123 April 21, 2016