A very fat lovable smurf who lives in the enchanted forest of chicken. he gets a goat called declan to lick his asshole while singing opera and playing with jude.
He likes to eat dolphin that Dee never fucking brings in for me and won't gimme my euro back :@
He loves to ride nevin the irish lepracawn through the forest of tiddly fi fo fum while singing irish dittys.
He needs to cop on and get his freak on with deckers the lovable goat with a peanut butter jelly fettish.
Bumsie also sells sea shells.... at discount prices
and will run over your dog with his tractor for £50. He will then take photos on his iphone 3g cause it cannot video but hey... the 3gs blows up so you know....
He rapes chickens for fun and enjoys getting covered in oil and getting careson the care bear style ogre to lick it all off.
He thinks that chraigy poo likes him but really craig wants bumsie to shove his fist up his own arse.
Bumsie loves to fuck his musical instruments and he once nearly got his wee wee stuck in his iphones headphone jack but it was small enough to slip out.
Bumsie featured in episode 51 of south park when he was raped by micheal jefferson. He is made up and a product off josh stone/

OMG bumsie i though micheal jefferson killed you

No he copped on and only raped me

OMG

Bumsie by Deckersthegoat April 12, 2010

Related Words

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bumsie

ROOT: Chinese; created by philosopher Emily Yin
1.) a synonym for "bummer"
2.) a synonym for "awesome"- very rare use
3.) Chicka Chicka Yeah
4.) a synonym for WUTEVA

I am going to die in less than 2 weeks. Bumsie.

I found my long-lost dad. Bumsie! WOOT WOOT.

You're a whore. Bumsie.

bumsie by Alex Gaskarth April 3, 2008

Bumsexual

A guy who is afraid of ladies, and much prefers the delights of a gentleman's rear end. Usually named Marco.

OMG Marco is such a Bumsexual...

Bumsexual by manph1b1an March 16, 2012

bumsmell

A word to describe the smell of a bums, transients, vagrants, homeless, etc. Very prevalent in large cities.

Can also be used as an insult to someone that smells bad or hasn't taken a shower in a while.

"I had a great trip to San Francisco last week, it was beautiful, but I couldn't get away from the bumsmell!"

"Dang Kerra, you reek of the bumsmell!"

bumsmell by broshot February 7, 2010

Bumstead Binstead

When you finger someone's asshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person's mouth.

Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!

Bumstead Binstead by Cornelius Bumstead Binstead December 29, 2016

bamsie

a west indian slang for the female backside.

she bamsie real big, boy.

bamsie by realstylesintl March 25, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026