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bumsteer 

1. Directions given that end up being incorrect or roundabout.

2. Placing one's buttocks on the car steering wheel, and using this as a method for navigating the car.
"Let me tell you the way" Bob said. Five minutes later, when Bob led them down a dead end street, he realised he'd taken his party on a bit of a bumsteer.


bumsteer by lauzypants March 31, 2009
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bumsteer 

A little steer given from behind to manipulate or confuse, A prank.
I was told to come to this adress for the party but no one's home, what a bumsteer.
bumsteer by Mike January 10, 2005
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The Bum Steer

a bar where a typical night consists of blacking out after your first drink, and waking up to find you pissed yourself on the hot bartenders couch. You most likely have no idea what happened last night and have some sort of head injury. has some of the best bartenders and stiffest drinks you will encounter at a bar. food, booze, pool tables, music and hot chicks... pretty fuckin cool.
Guy 1: Dude what happened to the left side of your face and why do you smell like bleach?

Guy 2: I went to the The Bum Steer.

Guy 1: Oh.
The Bum Steer by DrunkinMcDrunky November 15, 2010
A homeless person who lives primarily in Dumpsters, especially in the Champaign/Urbana area.
We would always get to see the bumsters whenever we went to a U of I game.
bumster by livesathome February 6, 2009

bumsters 

The trashy, lowerslung cousin of the hipster pant, favoured by female fashion victims, often those born without the ability to realistically determine their size. Although there is no agreed max-min amount of bumcrack to be shown, a visable 'brickies grin' is a key factor in determining whether the pant is a member of the bumster family.
OMFG. I'm loving myself sick in these bumsters.
bumsters by David Hjorth February 10, 2006
Word of the Day on March 5, 2025

Bum Steer 

Australian term either meaning to lead astray or a way of describing taking a girl from behind
i.e. when she looks round at you with that confused look on her face, you say "Keep your eyes on the road - I'm steering this, bitch"
Bum Steer by Paul Hansford February 23, 2005

cum bumster

A dirty whore that secretly loves anal, and getting her ass filled up with cum.
Dude, I heard my boy slamming out this cum bumster last night, and at the end she screamed “PLEASE CUM IN MY ASS”.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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