bumsicle

A bum who freezes to death on the street. Usually found in the morning frozen solid to his park bench.

"The only thing i hate about working in sanitation is having to chip the bumsicles off the dumpsters in the winter."

by Captain Cornhole January 29, 2004

bumsicle

A usually highly intoxicated urban outdoorsman A.K.A a bum that hangs out,passes out or is otherwise stuck in a snow bank that was obviously just too difficult to navigate.

Daddy, is that dirty man making snow angels?

Dad- no Son, that is just a "bumsicle".

by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012

bumsicle

A person who is so lathargic they never move and steadily gain mass as they develop into a large lazy lard ass

Ryan is such a bumsicle, he stays in bed all day, plays Pokemon on his DS and constantly orders delivery.

by i_catch_wreck July 26, 2010

Bumsicles

When the poo only comes half out and then gets stuck and cannot come out you are left with a bumsicle.

Eva: Man I had a major bumsicles last night!
Ciara: I get them everyday...
Niamh:...

by Niamh__ October 29, 2014

Bumsicle

A word Bum-sik-el that basically means "crap" or "darn" or any word in similarity.

My bowling ball went into the gutter. "BUMSICLE!"

by Cucumber27 September 25, 2011

Bumsicle

Like a popsicle, but with a bum on top rather than an ice lolly...

-"This bumsicle sure is good!"
or
-"Oh no! I got fluff on my bumsicle"
or
-"This popsicle tastes like bum..."

by bumlover June 17, 2008

Bumsicle

The combination of a bum and popsicle aka JCD

That guy jcd plays for Wisconsin, he is a real bumsicle

by Prison Mike1 July 9, 2021