bumsicle 

A bum who freezes to death on the street. Usually found in the morning frozen solid to his park bench.

"The only thing i hate about working in sanitation is having to chip the bumsicles off the dumpsters in the winter."

bumsicle by Captain Cornhole January 29, 2004

bumsicle 

A usually highly intoxicated urban outdoorsman A.K.A a bum that hangs out,passes out or is otherwise stuck in a snow bank that was obviously just too difficult to navigate.

Daddy, is that dirty man making snow angels?

Dad- no Son, that is just a "bumsicle".

bumsicle by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012

bumsicle 

A person who is so lathargic they never move and steadily gain mass as they develop into a large lazy lard ass

Ryan is such a bumsicle, he stays in bed all day, plays Pokemon on his DS and constantly orders delivery.

bumsicle by i_catch_wreck July 26, 2010

Bumsicle 

A word Bum-sik-el that basically means "crap" or "darn" or any word in similarity.

My bowling ball went into the gutter. "BUMSICLE!"

Bumsicle by Cucumber27 September 25, 2011

Bumsicle 

Like a popsicle, but with a bum on top rather than an ice lolly...

-"This bumsicle sure is good!"
or
-"Oh no! I got fluff on my bumsicle"
or
-"This popsicle tastes like bum..."

Bumsicle by bumlover June 17, 2008

Bumsicle 

The combination of a bum and popsicle aka JCD

That guy jcd plays for Wisconsin, he is a real bumsicle

Bumsicle by Prison Mike1 July 9, 2021

lemon bumsicle 

When upon passing out the bumsicle drains his bladder thus covering himself and the surrounding snow in urin.

Hey is that bum peeing all over himself?

NO, that is a "lemon bumsicle" and he is just melting.

lemon bumsicle by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012