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bumping purses 

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.
Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.
bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009

Bumgliness 

A trait that ugly bums like myself possess.
I had to check the mirror twice this morning to properly examine my bumgliness.
Bumgliness by Jax Lester January 1, 2017

Coochie bumping

When two lesbians rub their clits together to bring themselves to orgasm
I’m totally coochie bumping with lia tonight
Coochie bumping by Chef Navi June 30, 2018

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Gordon Ramsey type beat
Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

bumbling idiot

Someone who's an idiot and doesn't know it
She is a bumbling idiot!
bumbling idiot by Sassydiva13 October 8, 2017

Sad Bumping 

When you're getting bummed and aren't happy about it
Adam - i'll bring the KY Jelly!
Austin - I'll bring the giggles
Adam - no one likes a Sad Bumping
Sad Bumping by Free Star November 25, 2016