Bumpin Uglies

The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.

Bumpin Uglies. That girl is a perfect example.

by Tardified July 29, 2010

bumpin uglies

Fucking

Home girl be bumpin uglies with one too many freaks.

by Sybermoms.com October 21, 2003

Bumpin' Uglies

Another word for sex. with multiple partners but at different times.

Last night I went out Bumpin' Uglies.

by Deadman Dan October 19, 2005

bumpin uglies

lesbian sex; when the vaginas of two female sex partners smack together during sexual intercourse, often swapping fluids and debris.

I was trying to sleep, but the lesbians next door were bumpin uglies all night and the sloppy smacking noises were echoing too loudly

by lunchemz May 19, 2005

bumpin the uglies

Getting it on with a Woman.

Yo dogg I be bumpin them uglies left an' right.

by Chris Criswell April 13, 2004

ugly bumpin gloves

item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit

Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.

by assfacezip April 14, 2008

uglies bumpin' uglies

Refers to the phenomenon of two extremely unattractive people having sexual intercourse.

Person 1: Wow! Your neighbors, the husband and wife pair, sure are ugly.
Person 2: Yes, they are. And, guess what? The walls are so thin in this place that I heard them having sex last night.
Person 1: Ugh! The sound of "uglies bumpin' uglies" brings terrible images to mind. Awful!

by August 27, 2021