bummus 

Literally described as hummus of the butt. A squishy, unhappy substance found in the dirtiest of rectums. It closely resembles the texture of hummus but it is much more smelly. Butt + Hummus = Bummus.

Mike sure loved eating Max's bummus. Mike is both gay and dirty.

bummus by Adam West bat October 29, 2006

Bummus 

Bummus IS NOT "butt hummus". Bummus is a term of endearment used to uplift friends, enlighten the mood, and have a brief laugh. The word stems from minionese (minion language) and hummus (Middle Eastern spread made of ground chickpeas and other various ingredients).

"Bummus to you!" "Have a bummus day!" "Bummus! (greeting)"

Bummus by drakesux March 1, 2025

Bummus 

Bummus is derived from the combination of Minionese (Minion language) and hummus (Middle-Eastern dish composed of spices and ground chickpeas). Bummus is very versatile and the word can be used in many ways such as greetings, goodbyes, exclamations, and replacements for words only adults should use.

"Bummus to you!" "Bummus Morning!" "Bummus night!" "Hi bummus." "Bye bummus."

Bummus by bbab March 21, 2025

bummus chummus 

A bummus chummus is a loving gesture between platonic friends. While it is intimate, it is not sexual in nature and thus can be performed by any gender on any gender. It typically starts out as a hug between two people, when one person reaches down and grabs a butt cheek in each hand and gently lifts and separates the cheeks. The duration of the bummus chummus can be extremely brief or held for as long as desired. A half bummus is when only one hand is used (the other hand being somehow occupied). You can sneak attack a bummus chummus by approaching someone from behind, but a true bummus chummus is never meant to be mean or make anyone (except onlookers) uncomfortable. Variants include the boobus choobus, scrotus chotus, and labias flabias, all of which require a much greater level of intimacy. A lovely experience is when both friends give each other a simaltaneous bummus chummus.

Friend 1: "have you ever had a bummus chummus?"
Friend 2: "no what's that?"
Friend 1: "come give me a hug!"
Friend 2: "okay... what the..."
Friend 1: "shhhhh"
Friend 2: "oh... that's nice!"

bummus chummus by Kitschy Guy April 23, 2017

bumrust 

The brown fecal colour and flakes that appear around an anus.

When she bent over, Kyle could clearly see a ring of bumrust around her anus.

bumrust by jungletriad December 5, 2004

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! 

Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.

Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.

Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?

Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...

Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! by Noizehed December 20, 2006

Bumbushead 

1. an affectionate name for a loved one

2. an affectionate name for a loved one who gives you sweet sex, lovin', and sweet head

Oh, come over here Bumbushead.

Bumbushead by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007