Literally described as hummus of the butt. A squishy, unhappy substance found in the dirtiest of rectums. It closely resembles the texture of hummus but it is much more smelly. Butt + Hummus = Bummus.
by Adam West bat October 29, 2006
by Bummu March 21, 2018
A bummus chummus is a loving gesture between platonic friends. While it is intimate, it is not sexual in nature and thus can be performed by any gender on any gender. It typically starts out as a hug between two people, when one person reaches down and grabs a butt cheek in each hand and gently lifts and separates the cheeks. The duration of the bummus chummus can be extremely brief or held for as long as desired. A half bummus is when only one hand is used (the other hand being somehow occupied). You can sneak attack a bummus chummus by approaching someone from behind, but a true bummus chummus is never meant to be mean or make anyone (except onlookers) uncomfortable. Variants include the boobus choobus, scrotus chotus, and labias flabias, all of which require a much greater level of intimacy. A lovely experience is when both friends give each other a simaltaneous bummus chummus.
Friend 1: "have you ever had a bummus chummus?"
Friend 2: "no what's that?"
Friend 1: "come give me a hug!"
Friend 2: "okay... what the..."
Friend 1: "shhhhh"
Friend 2: "oh... that's nice!"
Friend 2: "no what's that?"
Friend 1: "come give me a hug!"
Friend 2: "okay... what the..."
Friend 1: "shhhhh"
Friend 2: "oh... that's nice!"
by Kitschy Guy April 23, 2017
Bummus IS NOT "butt hummus". Bummus is a term of endearment used to uplift friends, enlighten the mood, and have a brief laugh. The word stems from minionese (minion language) and hummus (Middle Eastern spread made of ground chickpeas and other various ingredients).
by drakesux March 01, 2025
Bummus is derived from the combination of Minionese (Minion language) and hummus (Middle-Eastern dish composed of spices and ground chickpeas). Bummus is very versatile and the word can be used in many ways such as greetings, goodbyes, exclamations, and replacements for words only adults should use.
by bbab March 22, 2025