bumkiss

Performed by farting into a cupped hand, raising the cupped hand to the mouth and blowing the fart over the nearest victim.

Here mate, have a bumkiss.

by fartsoffortune September 9, 2010

Bumkiss

1. To press your bum against another person's lips when they are expecting your face.
2. A humorous surname.

1. He told me to close my eyes and then he bumkissed me!
2. You know that guy? Yeah, Mr. Bumkiss.

by Pennycook November 23, 2007

Nipple Bumkiss

Another Name For Someone Being a "Pooty" (See Wet Blanket) or Just a Staight Ass Hole.

We Wanted To Go Out But Sally Was Too Tired, Sally Is a Nipple Bumkiss.

by 9Teen7D2 January 20, 2011

bupkiss

it means "nothing". zip, zilch, zero.

me: "i've got a pair of aces, what do you have?"
you: "i've got bupkiss (nothing, or a 5 of clubs and a deuce of diamonds, etc.)"

by ert August 23, 2004

bubkiss

Nothing. Usally used to answer a question given by a friend. Can mean none too. Great for conversations with people who you want to confuse. Never explain the meaning to parents. Just dont.

1. John: What did you get on the assignment?
Rebecca: Bubkiss, i didn't hand it in.

2. Audri: What did she tell you?
Sean: Bubkiss

by Maxine~! October 30, 2007

josh's dirty bum kiss

The act of a ginger eating ass

What did u do last night

I got a josh's dirty bum kiss

by Sexy fupa queen May 25, 2017

Butkiss

A nice way of saying Ass Hole.

Listen butkiss, I understand how you feel.

by Lil Yung Gee August 22, 2019