bumkiss

Performed by farting into a cupped hand, raising the cupped hand to the mouth and blowing the fart over the nearest victim.

Here mate, have a bumkiss.

by fartsoffortune September 9, 2010

Bumkiss

1. To press your bum against another person's lips when they are expecting your face.
2. A humorous surname.

1. He told me to close my eyes and then he bumkissed me!
2. You know that guy? Yeah, Mr. Bumkiss.

by Pennycook November 2, 2007

Another Name For Someone Being a "Pooty" (See Wet Blanket) or Just a Staight Ass Hole.

We Wanted To Go Out But Sally Was Too Tired, Sally Is a Nipple Bumkiss.

by 9Teen7D2 January 19, 2011

Someone who constantly follows others around and doesn't have an opinion of their own.

shiv: I've decided to hate that cool group
phil: okay, so I hate them too right?
shiv: Obviously! you are a bumkisser.

by SHADPC March 30, 2015