Pennycook's definitions

Duck Off

A polite way of asking a duck to leave you alone.

Duck off! I haven't got any bread left.

by Pennycook November 21, 2004

Bumkiss

1. To press your bum against another person's lips when they are expecting your face.
2. A humorous surname.

1. He told me to close my eyes and then he bumkissed me!
2. You know that guy? Yeah, Mr. Bumkiss.

by Pennycook November 23, 2007

Spackface

To have a face like a spack.

You are such a spackface.
He is such a spackface.
When I grow up, I want to be a spackface.

by Pennycook November 17, 2004

Bar-steward

1. Someone who works in a bar.
2. A polite way of saying bastard.

1. Go and ask the bar-steward for another drink, will you?

2. Duck off you bar-steward.

by Pennycook November 21, 2004

Dudish

To be like a dude. Commonly said by Charlie Pennycook. See spackface.

That is sooo dudish!

by Pennycook November 17, 2004

immachortle

To chortle in an immature fashion.

1. Did you just say boobies? *Immachortle*

by Pennycook March 18, 2008