6 definitions by Pennycook

A polite way of asking a duck to leave you alone.
Duck off! I haven't got any bread left.
by Pennycook November 21, 2004
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1. Someone who works in a bar.
2. A polite way of saying bastard.
1. Go and ask the bar-steward for another drink, will you?

2. Duck off you bar-steward.
by Pennycook November 21, 2004
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To have a face like a spack.
You are such a spackface.
He is such a spackface.
When I grow up, I want to be a spackface.
by Pennycook November 17, 2004
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1. To press your bum against another person's lips when they are expecting your face.
2. A humorous surname.
1. He told me to close my eyes and then he bumkissed me!
2. You know that guy? Yeah, Mr. Bumkiss.
by Pennycook November 2, 2007
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To be like a dude. Commonly said by Charlie Pennycook. See spackface.
That is sooo dudish!
by Pennycook November 17, 2004
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