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bumkiss

Performed by farting into a cupped hand, raising the cupped hand to the mouth and blowing the fart over the nearest victim.

Here mate, have a bumkiss.

bumkiss by fartsoffortune September 9, 2010

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1. To press your bum against another person's lips when they are expecting your face.
2. A humorous surname.

1. He told me to close my eyes and then he bumkissed me!
2. You know that guy? Yeah, Mr. Bumkiss.

Bumkiss by Pennycook November 23, 2007

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Another Name For Someone Being a "Pooty" (See Wet Blanket) or Just a Staight Ass Hole.

We Wanted To Go Out But Sally Was Too Tired, Sally Is a Nipple Bumkiss.

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Someone who constantly follows others around and doesn't have an opinion of their own.

shiv: I've decided to hate that cool group
phil: okay, so I hate them too right?
shiv: Obviously! you are a bumkisser.

Bumkisser by SHADPC March 30, 2015

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