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Performed by farting into a cupped hand, raising the cupped hand to the mouth and blowing the fart over the nearest victim.
Here mate, have a bumkiss.
bumkiss by fartsoffortune September 9, 2010
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1. To press your bum against another person's lips when they are expecting your face.
2. A humorous surname.
1. He told me to close my eyes and then he bumkissed me!
2. You know that guy? Yeah, Mr. Bumkiss.
Bumkiss by Pennycook November 23, 2007

Nipple Bumkiss 

Another Name For Someone Being a "Pooty" (See Wet Blanket) or Just a Staight Ass Hole.
We Wanted To Go Out But Sally Was Too Tired, Sally Is a Nipple Bumkiss.
Nipple Bumkiss by 9Teen7D2 January 20, 2011

Bumkisser 

Someone who constantly follows others around and doesn't have an opinion of their own.
shiv: I've decided to hate that cool group
phil: okay, so I hate them too right?
shiv: Obviously! you are a bumkisser.
Bumkisser by SHADPC March 30, 2015
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026