Bumgargler 

Putting your mouth hole on someone’s b hole

That dude was a total bumgargler

Bumgargler by Bert🎙 May 8, 2019

Daniel Mark Bumgarner 

The missing twin of speed racer, lightning fast and volcanically hot, often criticized for having good looks, makes you horny and makes your eyes pop!

A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.

"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"

"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."

Daniel Mark Bumgarner by Hot_tofu July 19, 2009

bumgarner 

BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.

1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion

2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.

Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.

"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."

bumgarner by greatjorge October 29, 2014

burgargle 

A clumsy series of weak and/or inconsistent excuses, esp. those offered by a male to a female to avoid an issue raised by said female.

Sarah: So, why again won't Devin let you visit him in his apartment after 7 weeks of dating?

Heather: I dunno. He just keeps giving me this burgargle about roaches one week, his back aching the next, and unsightly sink mold the next. I'm starting to think he lives with his parents.

burgargle by sarity July 16, 2013

Bumgardner 

Derived from an older German last name, "Baumgartner", meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name "Bumgardner" is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a sexually active person who trains and sells prostitutes similar to gardening as a pimp.

Dylan Bumgardner sells some hot ass ho's.

Bumgardner by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009

Caleb Bumgarner 

The act of inserting a bowling pin in your penis hole.

Holy shit did u see that guy pull a Caleb Bumgarner?
Ya hes such a fucking C.H.U.D.

Caleb Bumgarner by Pseudo Shit October 16, 2008

bumgarnered 

Verb. When a girl cheats on a good guy then isn't able to find another guy who wants to be in a relationship with her.

She sure bumgarnered herself by cheating on her last boyfriend.

bumgarnered by FULB_1013 September 15, 2016