Top definition
Derived from an older German last name, "Baumgartner", meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name "Bumgardner" is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a sexually active person who trains and sells prostitutes similar to gardening as a pimp.
Dylan Bumgardner sells some hot ass ho's.
by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Bumgardner mug for your daughter-in-law Rihanna.
when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss
"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"
by tim gadd April 25, 2005
Get the mug
Get a bum gardner mug for your boyfriend James.
A noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during sex. specifically in the anus.
"Oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a Bum Gardner its insane"
by iminapillowcase August 17, 2006
Get the mug
Get a Bum Gardner mug for your Facebook friend Beatrix.