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You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

bumbling idiot

Someone who's an idiot and doesn't know it
She is a bumbling idiot!
bumbling idiot by Sassydiva13 October 8, 2017

bumbling buffoon 

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.
"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.
bumbling buffoon by mhorndisk April 3, 2016

Bumbling Idiot

One who's brain has gone bonkers and says whatever comes to the person's head
As soon as the bumbling idiot spoke, people gave up on life and decided to move to Antartica
Bumbling Idiot by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017

bumbling 

Physical mumbling. Bumping into objects, which include (but are not limited to): walls, doors, chairs, or cars. Often, one who is considered to be bumbling does not know what they are doing or where they are going.
A mumbling fool has trouble talking.
A bumbling fool has trouble walking.
bumbling by njimse November 7, 2006

Bumbling 

I have spent the whole night bumbling
Bumbling by Lil Coconut September 3, 2020