bullshivism 

dangit and bullshit in one

Yo can i borrow 5 bucks?
Friends dont let friends borrow.

bullshivism

bullshivism by Jelloisgood December 23, 2004

Bullshivism 

The act of creating, spewing, or presenting bullshit.

Example 1: The bullshivism in this article is astounding... They haven't made a single accurate statement!

Example 2: This article is nothing but bullshivism. Everything they say is inaccurate.

Bullshivism by Ksoramaum May 2, 2015

bullshitium 

The concept of bullshit as an addition to the Periodic Table of Elements

Your argument is pure weapons-grade bullshitium

bullshitium by kemo Dodger November 5, 2011

Bullshitist 

A Bullshitist is a person who is so good at making up stories that you almost believe their lies. When they get real good it’s hard to tell which of their stories are made up and which is real.

A Bullshitist has mastered his story telling/lying in a way that makes you almost believe everything he says but never fully believe anything he says. He’s the guy who: hunts, has knowledge of guns and the military, has skydived, took karate classes at an older (odd) age, has fucked a girl from just about every country in the world, has degrees in philosophy, medicine, engineering and math, but just can’t seem to make friends.

He can’t figure out why people don’t like him. He feels he needs to be MORE IMPRESSIVE and make up bigger and better stories. He goes to social places and infiltrates a conversation on a topic he can lie well about to try to impress those people into being his friend. This usually ends with those people backing away from the Bullshitist because he’s creepy and has creepy knowledge of guns and claims he knows the best ways to kill someone while unarmed.

David: And then, just when the torturer was about to make his final move, I broke my chains, karate chopped his ass, blew up the entire military base then came back home and had a drink with the ladies... and THAT'S how I know that a good hit to the back of the head knocks someone out *convincing laugh*

Bill: Wow! You must teach me that sometime.

Kareem (whispering): Don't believe a word he says. David is a Bullshitist.

Bullshitist by numandine July 4, 2009

bullshidium

n: anything with an arbitrary name that explains, clarifies, or accomplishes something otherwise unexplainable, unclear, or impossible

bullshidium, gravity, dumby variables, multiply by 1, add 0, "Materia", magic, super powers

bullshidium by HavekReekel March 24, 2009

Bullshivic

(Bolshevik, bull, civic-minded, demagogue), someone who gains political power by appealing to people's emotion's instincts, & prejudices in a way that is considered manipulative & myopic; someone who incessantly reiterates the same petty complaints, until they are taken seriously.

There are citizens with valid complaints & issues, but invariably the meeting will have to deal with some Bullshivic & his personal gripe of "supreme importance".

Bullshivic by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010

bullshitimia 

The constant need and desire to purge and rid yourself of all the crap in your life. Ridding one's self of meaningless objects and people can provide a sense of euphoria and well-being. Freedom from possessions and being possessed.

As Annie was ridding her home of all the things that belonged to her ex-husband she telephoned Holly to tell her how great she felt. Holly replied, "Girl! Sounds like you are afflicted with BULLSHITIMIA! Purging all his crap will set yourself free! Rid yourself of all his shit!"

bullshitimia by Giddyupgirlfl June 9, 2011