Bullshitimate

Something that is legitimately bullshit or believable bullshit.

Person 1: "I heard Bob the retard was getting it on with that preppy girl."

Person 2: "That's bullshitimate"

by The Brute Cheftain May 24, 2010

bullshisstimate

A combination of "bullsh*t" and "estimate", it's the numbers you make up on a report when you don't have any data to make even a lame guesstimate. Usually produced under extreme deadlines and before the dillhole in Sales finally turns in his numbers.

Co-Worker: "The Boss Man is asking if you have last month's numbers ready yet. He needs it ASAP."
Me: "Aww, frak me. No one has submitted their cost reports. I'll pull together some bullshisstimates and e-mail it to Der Führer."

by Stealth Cat January 21, 2009

Bullshitometer

One’s way to gauge who is a bullshitter and how much they’re bullshitting.

My bullshitometer has gone off the scale. This guy is a total bullshitter.

by Kansas1990 June 24, 2022