Hated by many for no valid reasons, often overlooked and ignored and a center of misconceptions and false information and ass writings, but if you use your head a little and do a simple research, you will find out that Bulbasaur has been the better kanto starter than Charizard and Blastoise since 1996 till now. A prime example of why the majority of Pokemon fans are stupid
Person 1: Man Bulbasaur is such an underrated Pokemon.
Person 2: What the hell? it's says here on this website that it sucks
Person 1: Screw that, I actually made a research and tried it myself, everything i heard about it is completely wrong and stupid. And it's better than the other kanto starters by miles with several facts to support that and the most viable both ingame and competitive. Read about it a little.
Person 2: Nah i prefer to be mindlessly stupid and believe the public opinion and everything i read online about Bulbasaur.
The jizzing Pokemon. Fiendish by nature and highly uncontrollable, the Bobosaur faps on everything and anything out of necessity. If Bobosaur goes too long without fapping, it will spaz out and self-destruct in an explosion of jizz and spikes from it's head.
When a male shouts 'bulbasaur I choose you,' And pulls out his penis then shouts 'use vine whip,' and proceeds to aggressively hit a female with his penis multiple times.
A sexual act when a male has cummed and the girl sucks up the cum and shouts you've been giga drained. Also a move used by bulbasaur/venusaur hence the name bulbasauring