Hated by many for no valid reasons, often overlooked and ignored and a center of misconceptions and false information and ass writings, but if you use your head a little and do a simple research, you will find out that Bulbasaur has been the better kanto starter than Charizard and Blastoise since 1996 till now. A prime example of why the majority of Pokemon fans are stupid
Person 1: Man Bulbasaur is such an underrated Pokemon.
Person 2: What the hell? it's says here on this website that it sucks
Person 1: Screw that, I actually made a research and tried it myself, everything i heard about it is completely wrong and stupid. And it's better than the other kanto starters by miles with several facts to support that and the most viable both ingame and competitive. Read about it a little.
Person 2: Nah i prefer to be mindlessly stupid and believe the public opinion and everything i read online about Bulbasaur.
The jizzing Pokemon. Fiendish by nature and highly uncontrollable, the Bobosaur faps on everything and anything out of necessity. If Bobosaur goes too long without fapping, it will spaz out and self-destruct in an explosion of jizz and spikes from it's head.
Bobosaur, I choose you! Bobosaur, use hydro pump... ;)
When a male shouts 'bulbasaur I choose you,' And pulls out his penis then shouts 'use vine whip,' and proceeds to aggressively hit a female with his penis multiple times.
Person 1: I heard that you used the bulbasaur on Sharron last night.
Person 2: Yes I did she loved it!
A sexual act when a male has cummed and the girl sucks up the cum and shouts you've been giga drained. Also a move used by bulbasaur/venusaur hence the name bulbasauring
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.