Buick Syndrome

the inability to ride a horse to its full ability in big races, when it really matters

not being able to ride a horse at all

Ryan Moore hasn’t won a decent race for 3 weeks, must be a case of Buick Syndrome.

by HateBuick August 1, 2025

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Joe Buck Syndrome

A disease that originated from FOX Announcer Joe Buck. Symptoms of Joe Buck Syndrome include:

1) Only raises voice during a game-changing play.
2) Rarely, if ever, exhibits genuine excitement and passion.
3) Chronic smug.
4) Has a famous dad or brother.

Other announcers infected with Joe Buck Syndrome include:
Mike Tirico, Glen Kuiper, and the Gumbel brothers.

by lbtman October 21, 2010

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Red Brick Syndrome

Also known as RBS, this is a condition of uncontrollable ridiculous happiness. The name originates from the ability of those who suffer from RBS to get happy and excited about anything, even a pile of bricks.

Guy #1 to Girl: What are you smiling about?

Girl keeps smiling.

Guy #1 to Girl: No, but really, what are you smiling about?

Girl keeps smiling happily.

Guy #1: WTF!
Guy #2 whispers to Guy #1: She's got Red Brick Syndrome...

by TheWootWoot July 8, 2009

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Wet Brick Syndrome

A terrible disease affecting millions daily. Symptoms may include fainting, irritability, and the tendency of finding wet bricks in places you may not expect them.

Dude, Jeff fainted this morning after finding a brick in the shower. He must have Wet Brick Syndrome.

by WetBrickServivor June 21, 2015

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