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Buffaload
The act of getting buried in buffalo shit or the act of buffing a load of something out of a wingdong.
Alice In Chains Cover Band: "I'm the dog who gets beat. Buffaload in shit!"
Fanboi: "Hey, don't you mean spit?"
Band: "That word doesn't mean spit to me!"
Fanboi: "Well, that word doesn't mean shit to me either!"
Fanboi: "Hey, don't you mean spit?"
Band: "That word doesn't mean spit to me!"
Fanboi: "Well, that word doesn't mean shit to me either!"
Buffaload by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023
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Buffalo Wild Shits
The inevitable uphill battle you wage against a toilet after eating a large meal at Buffalo Wild Wings. Occurs within 24 hours after eating large amounts of wings and involves loud farts and explosive chicken wing shaped diarrhea.
Joe: "Almost missed my train into the city just now cause I got struck with a brutal, ass-tearing round 2 of the Buffalo Wild Shits. No Sunday picnic, let me tell ya"."
John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.
John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.
Buffalo Wild Shits by a-Dawwwwwg December 12, 2011
Buffalo Squeeze
A pose struck by an ecdysiast ('stripper' to you) in which the arms are crossed below the breasts, emphasizing their cleavage and extension.
"Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot, Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo Squeeze" --Tom Waits
Buffalo Squeeze by comatus September 27, 2011
South Buffalo
South Buffalo by Blu_leef January 15, 2023
buffalo hand warmer
Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.
While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.
buffalo hand warmer by sgrams04 December 2, 2014
Shampoo a buffalo
When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!
When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!
Shampoo a buffalo by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
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