Buenzli 

A Buenzli ( or Bünzli) is first and foremost a Swiss citizen. For the Buenzli, any view over his own garden fence is already too far for him. The prototype Bünzli is not very open and happy to talk, he likes it quiet and does not like to sit next to strangers in public transport. The Bünzli is not a dreamer and also not particularly creative, rather he belongs to the type of “pragmatic realist”. In addition, he is rather anxious and generally does not like to try out new things. Mostly used negatively by swiss fuckboys and juvenile delinquents

Buenzli: Ich gah jede morn zu Coop
Americans: What the fuck are you saying

Buenzli by QuarterTarget December 13, 2021

Bünzli 

A Bünzli is a conservative Swiss man.

He:
-is named Urs, Hans, Hansjörg, Kurt, Paul, Ueli or Sepp
-prays 5 times a day to Christoph Blocher
-his favorite songs are "Welcome to SVP" and the Swiss anthem

-says "gopferdammi" (goddammit) when he is upset
-French and Italian speaking Swiss aren't Swiss to him
-SRF (Swiss Radio and Television) are his CNN (Fake News!)
- hates people from cities
-doesn't speak English or only with a strong accent (search "ueli maurer cnn" for an example)

-Oh look at that guy with the Edelweiss-shirt over there!
-Yeah, that's a real Bünzli!

Bünzli by ap2212gh October 20, 2019

bünzli 

Bezeichnung für Schweizer ( auf Jugendsprache ) ( personen die einen Schweizerpass besitzen )

Huere bünzli, bisch du en bünzli?

bünzli by bünzli October 3, 2020

benzling 

ben will come in hordes and will destroy anything in its way until he gets what he wants if you here him run as fast as humanly possible to China he can't get you there

oh no the benzling is happening

benzling by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024