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A Buenzli ( or Bünzli) is first and foremost a Swiss citizen. For the Buenzli, any view over his own garden fence is already too far for him. The prototype Bünzli is not very open and happy to talk, he likes it quiet and does not like to sit next to strangers in public transport. The Bünzli is not a dreamer and also not particularly creative, rather he belongs to the type of “pragmatic realist”. In addition, he is rather anxious and generally does not like to try out new things. Mostly used negatively by swiss fuckboys and juvenile delinquents

Buenzli: Ich gah jede morn zu Coop
Americans: What the fuck are you saying

Buenzli by QuarterTarget December 13, 2021

Bünzli

A Bünzli is a conservative Swiss man.

He:
-is named Urs, Hans, Hansjörg, Kurt, Paul, Ueli or Sepp
-prays 5 times a day to Christoph Blocher
-his favorite songs are "Welcome to SVP" and the Swiss anthem

-says "gopferdammi" (goddammit) when he is upset
-French and Italian speaking Swiss aren't Swiss to him
-SRF (Swiss Radio and Television) are his CNN (Fake News!)
- hates people from cities
-doesn't speak English or only with a strong accent (search "ueli maurer cnn" for an example)

-Oh look at that guy with the Edelweiss-shirt over there!
-Yeah, that's a real Bünzli!

Bünzli by ap2212gh October 20, 2019

Related Words

Buenzli • Bünzli • benzling

bünzli

Bezeichnung für Schweizer ( auf Jugendsprache ) ( personen die einen Schweizerpass besitzen )

Huere bünzli, bisch du en bünzli?

bünzli by bünzli October 3, 2020

benzling

ben will come in hordes and will destroy anything in its way until he gets what he wants if you here him run as fast as humanly possible to China he can't get you there

oh no the benzling is happening

benzling by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026