aka. Buckie, Tonic
Wine.
A fortified wine invented by the monks of Buckfast
Abbey in Devonshire, England. The
main area of consumption however is concentrated in central and western Scotland.
Also known as 'Tonic Wine'. The word 'tonic', however, "does not imply health giving or medicinal properties. In fact, the high caffiene & mineral content generally gives the consumer an unparalleled ability to start fights (see example).
To the
melody of - 'Never Fall in Love Again'
What do ye get when ye drink the wine?
A ten
pound fine an'a year's probation,
A kick in the baws at the polis station.
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!