Buckfast 

Tonic wine produced by the monks of Buckfast Abbey. The ingredients are unknown, but it contains more caffeine drop for drop than Red Bull. This is a contributing factor to the explosive level of intoxication it induces, and one of its many names (Wreck the hoose juice). It is popular in Scotland and Northern Ireland among neds, chavs and students alike, who appreciate its fine taste and heroin-like buzz.

"Alright mate, you want anything from the offie?"
"Aye get me a battle a Buckfast, I'm ready to knock the fuck clean outta some cunt the nite."

Buckfast by titusB92 October 17, 2011

Buckfast 

aka. Buckie, Tonic Wine.

A fortified wine invented by the monks of Buckfast Abbey in Devonshire, England. The main area of consumption however is concentrated in central and western Scotland.

Also known as 'Tonic Wine'. The word 'tonic', however, "does not imply health giving or medicinal properties. In fact, the high caffiene & mineral content generally gives the consumer an unparalleled ability to start fights (see example).

To the melody of - 'Never Fall in Love Again'

What do ye get when ye drink the wine?
A ten pound fine an'a year's probation,
A kick in the baws at the polis station.
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!
AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!

Buckfast by smugglr January 14, 2004

buckfast 

'a bottle of fight the world'

'have a bottle of buckfast, and fight the world'
'ok'
'now kick his fukin head in!'
thwack thwack, nee naw nee naw

buckfast by andrew anderson December 15, 2008

buckfast 

the best alcoholic drink ever invented.a rich red,almost black wine, made by the wonderful benedictine monks.has many added chemicals such as sodium glycerophosphate and the ever more lovely vanillin. although known as "lurgan champagne", the truth of the matter is that Craigavon has the highest consumption of wine per person anywhere in the world.known the province over as "a 10 of wine", "buckie" , or most simply, "a bottle".

wee lad:"here mister go in to da offees and git us a bottle of buckfast, go on ahead."
me:"fuck aff wee lad ive been barred from here before for that"

buckfast by Kunstable January 18, 2007

buckfast 

An energy drink mixed with fortified wine, sold only in the most budget of newsagents. gets you another kind of drunk, like an animal.

I drank so much buckfast at Glastonbury this year, i think i killed a man with my bare hands and then shagged his girlfriend for 12 hours, but i can't remember.....

buckfast by jackoloko92 February 18, 2009

Buckfast 

See also wordLurgan Champagne/word
and wordBucky/word

Goin' down the offie' for bottle of Bucky Jonto leek?

Buckfast by OB July 31, 2003

buckfast 

It is old and it is beautiful and it's colour it is fine
It is not the sash I am on about it is buckfast tonic wine!!!!.

A bottle of wine and I feel fine here we go it's hammer time!!

buckfast what can i say its fantastic end of!

buckfast by JP01 April 6, 2007