Bucket Punch

The act of defecating in a 5 gallon bucket and slamming the bucket over your best friend's head. This results in a frenzied motion of your friend trying to remove the bucket from atop his head. After he successfully removes said bucket, you punch him in the face and say "you've just been Bucket Punched."

"Hey bro you see that chinese kid get bucket punched in Home Ec the other day?"
"No."

by steelroots2013 December 7, 2011

Bucket Punch

The act of punching someone on the top of their head, as if youre coming down in the flat part of a bucket.

I meant to punch my friend jake, but was punching blind and ended up hitting my roomie with a mean bucket punch.

by r.j.l.2.5. October 12, 2017

Tongue Punch Your Lady Bucket

When a man inserts / removes and inserts his tongue repeatedly into a ladies juicy bits

Hi Diana, I will be home to Tongue Punch your Lady Bucket when I get back from work!

by MootstoneMootstoneMootstone September 23, 2016

punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015

Bucket Puncher

One that is a moron

Bob: "Good God, why do you have to be such a bucket puncher?"

by corge October 20, 2010

Bucketmuncher

Our friend Ross

"Damn you're a real bucketmuncher"
*munches bucket*

by Sausage :) May 5, 2021