The act of defecating in a 5 gallon bucket and slamming the bucket over your best friend's head. This results in a frenzied motion of your friend trying to remove the bucket from atop his head. After he successfully removes said bucket, you punch him in the face and say "you've just been Bucket Punched."
by steelroots2013 December 07, 2011
When you take a newborn baby fresh out of the womb and stuff it in a tube sock. Then, you proceed to slam the sock onto a hard surface such as a countertop or a wall. Results may vary.
--"Dude, I was at your brother's birth. Your mom made a sock newborn out of him him on a sink."
--"Coo."
--"Coo."
by steelroots2013 December 08, 2011